Arrows

 I used to be a necromancer, then I took an arrow to the...eye...?

That's what you get for being a guard. What do you become after a guard when you take an arrow to the "knee"? A bandit?

Some Funny Pictures

That's embarassing.

He was walking around with a piece of firewood glitched into his leg.

Nice time to freeze. My file corrupted and now I can't play the first character I made. But hey, got a cool picture of an arrow in flight?

Some satanic ritual thing under the College of Winterhold. Why does every necromancer end up crazy? All the journals I find in dungeons are about necromancers who find female draugr sexy or something.

Talk about an awkward place to die, Mr. Dragon. I've got to do my Conjuration Ritual Spell quest right on that pedestal. Y'know, fight a wild dremora? You're in the way.

It's called an eye patch. Pirates have them. How can you fight crime if you can't see it? (Maybe the DareDevil can, but his movie sucked, so it's negated).

Skyrim Tip #46 Bearded Lady-Draugr

When Draugr spawn, their appearance is randomized, but not gender-specific. This means that it’s fully possible for a female draugr to spawn with a beard. 

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Some Fails and Bugs

  

A dwarven centurion that smooshed a falmer. Oops.

 

This is, legit, a floating sword. In the middle of nowhere, it was just floating.

   

A hungry dragon?

A Few (Random) Skyrim Pictures

This is what a "sleeping" draugr looks like. If you see a dude like this, in full armor, sneak up and shank him before he wakes up.

A dragon's soul being absorbed by the Dragonborn. Truthfully, my sister made me take this picture... She thought it was "pretty."

 

Solitude, in all of its architectural instability.

A Wall Glitch

 See this pot/wall? Looks normal, huh? Well, when you step closer...

 Suddenly the whole rock is gone and you're seeing this weird endless-space thing.

I'm pretty sure that this was in the Labyrinthian during the College of Winterhold Quest, The Staff of Magnus. After the skeletal dragon, it's in the first alcove on the left. It's like, a dip in the rock wall with a urn in it. I walked into the rock and saw that. Weird.

Some Dainty Dragons

Draugr Chillin'

That awkward moment when you a) get caught in your medieval gate or b) get a wedgie from your ancient and slightly dusty leather armor.